I will clean your fucking dishes - $8
I will come into your filthy fucking mod and get your goddamn dishes done. I will take all dirty pots, pans, dishes, cutting boards, etc from your stovetop, counter, tables in the common area, and of course the sink. Then I'll use your dishsoap and sponge that you'd like me to use and clean all of those dishes. You will have to tell me where you'd like them to be put away. I charge $8 up front for the first half hour, after the first half hour I charge $10/hr. Hopefully, your kitchen hasn't been so neglected that it will take me hours upon hours to just do your dishes, but hey, if that's the case, that's what I'm here for and I'm glad to take your money and spend two hours doing your dishes if I got $20 out of that. Realistically, it will probably take me half an hour or less, I'm very efficient.